“This week in the news…this week in the news / In Japan: some crazy dude stabbed a group of little girls / Who were just going to school…just going to school / Read all about it! This week in the news… /
This week in the news, this week in the news / (in) In San Fernando: some psycho chick stole an RV / (and) Raced cops through the deadliest pursuit / (Read all about) Read all about it! This week in the news… /
In Chicago: Miss Lightfoot faced her first murder wave / Where the death-rates on a whole other page /
Only solution, to me? National Guard / Or else kiss that metropolis bon voyage!!! /
You would think, since we had a President who came from there / He’d care, not live in DC as a multi-millionaire /
But as Lori declined the National Guard idea… / Barack’s speech skills got him half-a-mil somewhere /
This week in the news…this week in the news / Some items covering 2019 in June… / This week in the news… this week in the news / … / (Yo…yo, yo)
In other news, a Wendy’s employee took a bath / In the same kitchen where they made the burger you just had /
Do a search through my rhyme – take the words from any line – and / You’ll find something online, accurately verifying… /
Like an article condensing current happenings of mention / While extracting the pretension and the liberal lies! /
Designed to update you to interesting times… / News in rhyme; as an update for these interesting times /
This week in the news…this week in the news / In San Fernando: cops led through the deadliest pursuit /
This week in the news… this week in the news / In Japan: kids stabbed on their way to middle school /
Dude shanked them from behind as they were getting on a bus / In a world like this, who could anybody trust? /
Lori Lightfoot declined the National Guard / As an Obama speech just netted him 400,000 dollars… /
This week in the news… this week in the news / And Hillary is still complaining about Russia / It’s sad those students at Hunter had to suffer / Read all about it! Read all about it!”
~ fin